There are very few moments in sports that are left up to complete and utter random chance. Most things in sports are like the SATs. They can be practiced, prepared for, strategized, learned or obsessed over to the point that you have some sense of control over them, regardless of how miniscule.

Next Tuesday on ESPN, one of those rare moments where teams, coaches, athletes and general managers have no control over the outcome will unfold before our eyes. It’s the NBA’s Draft Lottery and it’s about as unpredictable as an Amanda Bynes tweet. It’s an event that, in the last 14 years, has only seen the team with the best odds get the No. 1 pick the same amount of times, twice, as the team with the fourth best odds.

Winning the draft lottery and getting the No. 1 overall pick is one of two things the storied Suns franchise has yet to conquer in its 45 years of existence. The other, obviously, being an NBA Championship. And if they can accomplish the former this year, maybe they can finally accomplish the latter in the near future.

But just how do you sway something completely random in your favor? With luck, of course.

Sure, luck is a concept that has evaded the team like a Shaq free throw used to evade the net, ever since the 1969 coin flip that sent the No. 1 pick (that became Kareem Abdul Jabbar) and a championship to Milwaukee. By calling heads, a choice fans were asked to make in a poll via the Arizona Republic, the team sealed its bad luck for the last 44 years. It’s time to end it once and for all.

How do I propose to do this? With your help.

Next Monday I embark for New York City and the NBA Draft Lottery. It’s an experience that I’m thrilled to take part in as a lifelong fan and one that I hope is historic for the franchise and a fan base sorely in need of a win.

Like most sports fans, I’m a bit superstitious. As a kid, I’m not ashamed to admit, I used to wear my hat in certain ways or not move for minutes at a time if it would lead to a great Suns run during a game. I had lucky shirts, lucky hats, lucky charms — not the cereal, but items — and lucky chairs throughout the years to watch the games in. Obviously, they never really worked all that well. Although, my 1992-93 purple Barkley jersey did have a pretty good run.

That’s where you come in. While in New York, I’m willing to try anything or bring anything with me to the Draft Lottery to turn around the franchise’s luck and bring the No. 1 pick back to the Valley with me. (Granted, President of Basketball Operations Lon Babby, and not me, will likely escort it home.)

Share your ideas and suggestions in the comments below and I’ll choose my favorites to try or bring with me.

You might think it’s crazy, but what does it hurt to try? As the Arizona Lottery says “you can’t win, if you don’t play.”

About Greg Esposito

Hi, my name is Greg Esposito, my friends call me Espo and I’m a Phoenix Suns-aholic. I also happen to be the team's Social Media Specialist as well as one of the online content creators. You'll find my sarcastic musings here on Blog.Suns.com as the Suns Retorter.

  • james

    you could take saver with you and leave him there?

    • Sam

      That’s too “cruel and unusual punishment” for New-York.

  • Guy

    Wear shorts and a Suns T-Shirt to the lottery.

  • paul

    I used to eat a packet of ketchup before games as a kid. It usually meant good things.

  • http://twitter.com/AJColores #TRILLBERT

    Lets trade our draft pick for britney griner.

  • Sam

    Greg it’s obvious, take a cactus plant pot with you, you know, one of those ball-shaped type full of nails.

  • http://twitter.com/DavidRoberts20 David Roberts

    This is Easy you simply need to bring a coin that has two tails sides on it. This will reverse the curse, trust me!

    • http://twitter.com/Espo Greg Esposito

      David, that actually is a brilliant idea. Loving all the ideas so far.

  • Frank

    Take a Goran Dragic, And an Old Stoudemire Jersey both great #1′s of the suns might bring us the #1 pick..

  • http://www.facebook.com/joeshmofro Joe Fisher

    Eat at the #1 pizza joint in NY while listening to Nelly’s Number 1.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JazzyJazzBo Jazz Halfmoon

    The past is the past but we may need a lock of Steve Nash’s hair on this one!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jeanette.huey.9 Jeanette Huey

    Take a picture of Cotton with you and just before the lottery begins rub his head 3 times..

    • http://twitter.com/Espo Greg Esposito

      Like it. I will definitely bring something Cotton related with me.

  • Carrie

    Try taking one of the Lucky Suns Fans that won the trip to Houston with the Suns in ’94. The 22 point comeback win was pretty spectacular! (P.S. I’m one of them. I never sat down – just stayed on my feet cheering on our Suns from the last row with my back to the wall!)

  • Alan

    Wear a purple Barkley jersey and avoid John Paxon at all costs

    • http://twitter.com/Espo Greg Esposito

      I live my life by the rule “avoid John Paxson at all costs.”

      • http://www.facebook.com/laury.hughes Laury Cameron Hughes

        I second the throw back jersey. Make it an Oliver Miller jersey though. And make sure it’s in his size, not yours.

        • http://twitter.com/Espo Greg Esposito

          Unfortunately, my size is actually Oliver Miller’s size.

  • Todd Gilchrist

    Take the team photo with Club Orange winner “Todd G.” and rub his lucky head 3 times!